Cattle Mutilation Theories

And it, you ever hear about those cattle mutilations? Happening all over, 27 states it's happened in. They're finding these dead cattle that are mutilated, their lips are cut out. Yes! Lips are missing, all of- all of, what do they call "the tender parts": lips, tongue, eyes and sexual organs. And they say they find them, it's cut out like with surgical precision. So that's why they think it's like flying saucer people, you know, coming down here. Can you just see 'еm going back to their planet with all thesе cows' lips, you know. What a cargo!

There was this sheriff, and they interviewed him, 'cause there was a lot of cows mutilated in his area. And he says what it is, he says it's probably wild dogs. But I doubt it. I never knew a dog, you know, to attack a cow; and even if they did attack a cow, they're not gonna just eat the lips, then move on to another cow. Dogs are lazy, you know? Once they get some food, they're gonna gobble it up, you know? That's their mentality, so I doubted that.