Alien Invaders

But if there are flying saucer people and they do that, and you know, who knows. And the way I feel about it, don't take no chances, and I suggest you do what I do. And what I do is, I always carry gum with me. And the reason is if they grab you, you can pull out the gum, and just say to 'em: "want some gum?" You see, they don't know what it is. To them it could be like gold. And you know, you just unwrap the form, you show them how to chew it, and enjoy it. And then, when they're chewing and enjoying it, you can split. Just run away! And you have to remember, it's very important: drop the pack. You know, soon as you- they start chewing, you run and drop the pack. 'Cause they could be running after you for the gum. So drop it, remember, drop it.

"Want some... some gum? Want some?" I hate to throw it, you know, I feel like it's in a zoo, you know what I mean? "Don't feed gum to the nun." But I will anyway. Oh, you dropped it. Okay, can I have- I only have- I can't give out all of it, you see. I would've been in bad shape if I gave it away, and then they grabbed me, just my luck, you know? I'm out of gum, you know what I mean? It's sugarless, you have to add your own sugar. Holly, you know what you can do? Do what I do, just like in a restaurant, so they have those little packs of sugar. Just open and, just pour like half a pack and then, you know, just put it in your mouth like a [?], it's wonderful, wonderful like that

I don't chew too much gum. I use a dental floss though, pretty often. Want some floss? I got some floss with me. Want some? Come on, I'll give you couple of lines. I'll give you- I'll give you couple of big ones, you know. Live it up, why not. You go around once in life, right? You're gonna hand it back to her? You don't think you need it, huh? Don't floss in public though, please. Just turns people off, you know what I mean? You know, flossing in public... and you know, you can use it over and over. Just rinse it, you know, underneath the faucet, a lot of people just use it once, you know. The days of using a floss once are over, you know what I mean? This is a new society.

Well, was more than wonderful spending the summer moments here with you. I want to thank, uh, Mother Superior. She knows why. And I want to thank my friend Bishop Moony for coming out and helping me with my sound check. Was really nice of him. And also, I want to thank this fellow, he helped me out last night and I said I would give him a little plug, I have his card here. His name is Jerry Bearish and he's got a company, it's called "Bearish Bail Bonds". He's got a line on here, it says "Don't perish in jail, call Bearish for bail". And I wholly recommend him to you. Was more than wonderful, arrivederci America! Che bidi amo, grazie, grazie, thank you, hey, thank you very much, thank you