Balling Isn’t Everything

WMF: People ask me, uh y'know, "What kind of person can this Wild Man Fischer be?" y'know . . . but I'm just y'know, a regular everyday man, I do everything everybody else does, I brush my teeth in the morning, I eat, I go out with girls once in a while—I have to say I'm no Romeo, but, uh, we're not all Romeos because like some people, uh y'know, when you're young you go home, you tell your mother "I b—" I d— you tell your boyfriend, y'know, "I balled this chick" and you really didn't, y'know . . . but, like, balling isn't everything because. like, there's always mental things you can have with chicks and stuff like that, now people ask me what kind of mental things do I have with, you know, chicks, and the only thing I could say to that is, y'know, like I had a mental thing with this girl Sue, kind of, and this one girl I remember I lived with, she was kind of fat, but I don't (???????????)forget her name, seems fat girls always liked me, y'know . . . heh . . . I like fat girls because y'know they're nice girls, y'know, she was, like, she was from Texas, y'know, she was really a sweet girl, y'know, and people watch me down the street with her, I didn't care what they thought—she was fat but she was really a wholesome person inside—she cooked me good meals, she treated me like a man, she made me feel good, where I was going out with this girl named, uh, y'know, Mrs. America, so you wanna call her, like maybe Sue or Ma— I forget her name, I think her name was—ah her name was Carole, y'know, I balled her once 'n, y'know, she uh, y'know, where's she gonna, she uh, she was really uptight, y'know, she was like, "Ah, I'm so beautiful!" y'know, like, heh heh, like, but she wasn't that beautiful. [plinks guitar a bit]