Alastor vs Alucard

[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATLES OF HISTORY
ALASTOR
VS
ALUCARD
BEGIN

[Verse 1: Alastor]
Well, well! Look who decided to come out of their basement
Hellsing’s slave who’ll be faced with his desecration
You strike fear into monsters, well, at least you say so
Who’s actually afraid of goth Carmen Sandiego?
Took a look through your history, and pardon me
I didn’t know that you already flopped in ERB
I’m an ace in the hole, Al. I give no fucks
And I don’t watch television, but I just know your show sucks
Integra’s got you leashed, she’s one helluva boss
Such a simp, you worship her like she’s the sign of the cross
You’re Dracula emasculated, sucking’s all that you do
Forever an effeminate fellow like in World War II

[Verse 2: Alucard]
Ah, the Radio Demon. I’m sure you’re rather creepy
To the five people in the world who won’t move on to TV
This cajun’s a shrimp, nothing but an appetizer plate
After you, I’ve got all of Hell to exterminate!
That voice was awful, I don’t mean to be petty
But I’ve heard higher quality coming from a Blue Yeti
You should stick to whiskey when you’re taking a shot
‘Cause Hellsing Is Forever! Whether you like it or not!
Pop a cap in your knees with Casull, aim towards your head and
Fire between your eyes with Jackal; Won’t get to Heaven
Canines brought your end, so if you keep mocking me
I’ll leave Baskerville to hound you. I’ve got that dog in me

[Verse 3: Alastor]
You sure you’re not with Millennium? That took a while
At least you agree you’re never fully dressed without a smile
But edgelords made you the face of being dark and brooding
Your legacy’s so tarnished, they put you in Call of Duty!

[Verse 4: Alucard & Seras Victoria]
You’re hardly an overlord, more overly pretentious
I’ve seen a more intimidating demon in Sir Pentious
Police Girl! (Yes sir?) Grab your Harkonnen (Yes sir!)
Let’s exterminate Hell’s Joe Rogan (Yes sir!)

[Verse 5: Alastor]
Ha! I think your frequency is breakin up
You took after your first series and just made shit up!
Someone’s just mad I’ve got fans, your series is a niche
Bitches don’t love your canon, they only watched Abridged!
You got cocky thinking that you’d never be dead
Until Schrodinger defeated you like: ...so no head?
You’ll need more than your souls if it’s me that you’re facin’
I’ll broadcast your death on the radio station

[Verse 6: Alucard]
Goring hordes of undead nazis, stacking the bodies
Couldn’t pull the plug on Vox and you still think that you can stop me?
This has-been’s the whole reason the hotel got its name
I don’t need to devour your wings to make you tame!
Outclassing you for centuries, I’m more than you could fathom
I bested Anderson while you got fraud checked by Adam!
I’ll let the listeners at home hear you scream and panic
‘Cause I’m cutting your signal off ‘till there’s nothing but static

[Outro: The Announcer and Alastor]
WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE-
*static interference*
What?
Stay tuned for the next rap batle!