Your Muff Has Tusks

Feeling frisky at the scene of an accident
The twisted metal and groaning bodies really had my sack rising
Bust through the yellow line and grab the cop by the ear
Say hey Mr. Policeman, bring them Jaws of Life over here

Your muff has tusks
Your muff has tusks
Your muff has tusks
Hey, fuck you!

Your muff has tusks
Your muff has tusks
Your muff has tusks
Hey, fuck you!

When are you gonna jerk me off with the Jaws of Life?
What the hell are paramedics for?
To jerk me off with the Jaws of Life
Now suck on this, you filthy whore

Your muff has tusks
Your muff has tusks
Your muff has tusks
Hey, fuck you!

Your muff has tusks
Your muff has tusks
Your muff has tusks
Hey, fuck you!

What are you lookin' at, you Dennis the Menace piece of shit?
Every bit of food that I own gave me five bucks last night
Now I'm a very rich man

Your muff has tusks
Your muff has tusks
Your muff has tusks
Hey, fuck you!

Your muff has tusks
Your muff has tusks
Your muff has tusks
Hey, fuck you!