Wheelchair Full of Old Men

Got no feeling in your toes
Can't move your arms and itch your nose
Undergarments by Depends
Are your only fucking friends

Stack them in one by one
Paralysis is lots of fun
Chant it now and again
Wheelchair full of old men

Stack them in one by one
Paralysis is lots of fun
Chant it now and again
Wheelchair full of old men

Old Sol just pissed his pants
In the nursing home just by chance
He saw an old woman masturbating
He couldn't get a hard-on, so frustrating

Stack them in one by one
Paralysis is lots of fun
Chant it now and again
Wheelchair full of old men

Stack them in one by one
Paralysis is lots of fun
Chant it now and again
Wheelchair full of old men

Once you're at retirement age
That's when you'll be all the rage
Throw yourself up on the pile
That smells like rotting flesh and bile

Stack them in one by one
Paralysis is lots of fun
Chant it now and again
Wheelchair full of old men

I hate fucking old people