Mater Blower

In the summer when the weather gets really warm
Something good comes from every thunderstorm
Out in the garden things are starting to grow
Jump in the car, guys, and let's mater blow

You jack your dork up and get ready to cum
A juicy red beefsteak is ripe on the vine
As you whack harder and squirt out some cream
You notice the cherry tomatoes are also divine

Bill and Bob are up for some fun
The kind that arrives with the setting of the sun
Once it's gotten dark and no one is around
They'll sneak into your garden without a sound

You jack your dork up and get ready to cum
A juicy red beefsteak is ripe on the vine
As you whack harder and squirt out some cream
You notice the cherry tomatoes are also divine

We get kinda horny as we walk through the corn
A sexy cucumber is the best kind of porn
My dick is erect as I have her in sight
Climax on a tomato in the still of night

You jack your dork up and get ready to cum
A juicy red beefsteak is ripe on the vine
As you whack harder and squirt out some cream
You notice the cherry tomatoes are also divine

Some say my remater is kind of a slut
Say it to my face and I'll kick your butt
Don't tease me 'cause my chick has got roots
I love fucking 'maters, the sexiest fruits