Double Dork Piggy

I stuffed one pud, but it's just not enough
Get your damn hand out of that boy's muff
Next time I see you and your friend Tim
Both [?], you and him

'Cause I'm the double dork piggy
Double dork piggy
I'm the double dork piggy
Double dork piggy, yeah-ha-ha-ha

You think it's swell when you go on a date
But you'll just go home and masturbate
It's crazy as hell the way you never get laid
And out of jealousy you had your dog spayed

'Cause I'm the double dork piggy
Double dork piggy
Double dork piggy
Double dork piggy, ha-ha-ha-ha

If you had two wangs, I'd get them both
Hearken, young lad, bring your penis forth
For if the dork piggy is denied his deep dork
Eternal damnation shall be cast upon your court

'Cause I'm the double dork piggy
Double dork piggy
Double dork piggy
Double dork piggy, ha-ha-ha-ha