Things I Am

A toothbrush had a butt and a [?]
Now I find my pee hole made love to some Shiite paper
A 60-cycle hum was coming from my bush
My mind in disarray from my ever-scalded tush

These are the things I am
These are the things I am
These are the things that I am

These are the things I am
These are the things I am
These are the things that I am

Yogurt was discovered in 1927
It was formed by billions of reptiles and a snake
Mommy's little dickhead painted the cover of Tattoo You
I was collecting for the March of Dimes with some cum

These are the things I am
These are the things I am
These are the things that I am

These are the things I am
These are the things I am
These are the things that I am

Once I went to jail for beating the shit out of your food
And Rogaine could be seen in the total nude
I taped a couple porkchops to the bottoms of your boobs
I created a race of Popsicle [?]

These are the things I am
These are the things I am
These are the things that I am

These are the things I am
These are the things I am
These are the fucked-up things that I am