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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Rachel Bloom
The hero of the show, Rebecca Bunch, breaks into the apartment of Josh Chan (the object of her unrequited affections) to delete an incriminating text message that she accidentally sent to him instead of to a friend.
When he catches her in his place, she lies to him, making up a story about a break-...
[REBECCA]
Well, Rebecca, you've done it now
(spoken)
Yeah, you guys know this one—
(sung)
Karma's come to tap you on the shoulder
All that lying that's been festering
Plus breaking and entering
Is coming now to crush you like a boulder
You ruined everything
You stupid bitch
You ruined everything
You stupid, stupid bitch
You're just a lying little bitch who ruins things
And wants the world to burn
Bitch
You're a stupid bitch
And lose some weight
I was so close to paradise
But now the only thing I'm close to is defeat
These shards are metaphor for my soul
Won't stop the self-pity 'cause I'm on a roll
Yes, Josh completes me but how can that be
When there's no me left to complete?
You ruined everything
You stupid bitch
(spoken)
Sing with me!
[REBECCA & AUDIENCE]
You ruined everything
You stupid, stupid bitch
[REBECCA, spoken]
Yes, I deserve this!
[REBECCA & AUDIENCE]
You're just a poopy little slut who doesn't think
And deceives the people she loves
[REBECCA]
Now he knows I'm not some innocent lamb
He sees me for what I am
Which is a horrible, stupid, dumb and ugly
Fat and stupid, simple self-hating
Bitch!
You Stupid Bitch [Explicit] was written by Adam Schlesinger & Rachel Bloom.
You Stupid Bitch [Explicit] was produced by Adam Schlesinger & Steven M. Gold.
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast released You Stupid Bitch [Explicit] on Fri May 20 2016.
Originally, the song wasn’t that funny. Rachel described her writing process in a Vulture interview:
When I started writing it, I thought about when I was feeling depressed or anxious and the horrible, horrible things I call myself in my brain that aren’t sexy at all. You’re a piece of fucking garb...