Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Gabrielle Ruiz
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Vincent Rodriguez III & Rachel Bloom
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Rachel Bloom
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Pete Gardner
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & & & Marisa Davila & & Lulu Antariksa & Rachel Bloom
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Ivan Hernandez & & Ester Dean & Jeff Hiller
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Ivan Hernandez & & Ester Dean & Jeff Hiller
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Rachel Bloom
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Harvey Guillén & & Erick Lopez & David Hull & Rachel Bloom
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Nina Zeitlin
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Rachel Bloom & Pete Gardner & Donna Lynne Champlin
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Rachel Bloom & Rachel Grate
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Rachel Bloom & Vincent Rodriguez III & Curt Mega & & Donna Lynne Champlin & Pete Gardner & Rachel Grate
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Steven M. Gold & Rachel Bloom & Donna Lynne Champlin & Pete Gardner & David Hull & & & & & & & Daniel Lujan & & &
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Vella Lovell & Santino Fontana
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Steven M. Gold & David Hull & & & & & & & Daniel Lujan & & &
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Donna Lynne Champlin & Pete Gardner
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Rachel Bloom & Gabrielle Ruiz
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Michael Hyatt & RILEY & Ricki Lake
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Santino Fontana
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast &
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Rachel Bloom
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Santino Fontana & Rachel Bloom
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Vincent Rodriguez III
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Rachel Bloom
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Rachel Bloom & Donna Lynne Champlin
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & & Rachel Bloom & Lea Salonga
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Zach Sherwin
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Jack Dolgen
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Adam Schlesinger
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Rachel Bloom
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Rachel Bloom
[JACK]
Whoop-dee-frickin'-doo, an "A"
What's an "A?"
It's just a letter on a page meant to distract us from the pain
But it's not like any "A" can make a difference in the day
Sure, I could get an "A" if I wanted to get an "A"
But who cares about an "A?"
I don't
I don't care
Although I coulda made that grade if I did care
But I don't
But I could if I wanted to
Whoop-dee-frickin'-doo, look at this guy
In the red-and-blue-striped tie
Makin' millions till he dies
Sellin' bonds and stocks to other guys in ties
Who have millions with which to buy a bunch of bonds and stocks and ties
Well, I'd rather die, which I will, eventually, of course
But in the meantime, I could make millions
Sellin' stocks and bonds and ties if I tried
But I don't
But I could, but I don't!
But I could if I wanted to, yeah
Yeah, I could if I wanted to
Who cares?
Whoop-dee-frickin'-doo, a happy dad
With his big dad calves and his stupid baseball hat
And his T-ball shirt and dumbass son
Throwin' a ball
Like it's so important to know how to throw a ball
Whoop-dee-frickin'-doo!
Who cares about throwin' a ball or havin' a kid?
It'll get ya nowhere in life
Not like gettin' anywhere matters
Although I guess it does if you care
Which I don't
But I could, but I don't
But I could if I wanted to, yeah
Whoop-dee-frickin'-doo if I wanted to—
This song sucks!
I could make it good if I wanted to, yeah
Yeah, I could if I wanted to!
(spoken)
Greg sees a woman surrounded by a crowd swallowing a sword. The crowd cheers. He says to the person next to him: "I could do that if I wanted to." She replies: "You're an idiot."
I Could If I Wanted To [Demo] was written by Jack Dolgen.
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast released I Could If I Wanted To [Demo] on Fri May 20 2016.