You Got a Good One There

[Intro]
"You Got a Good One There."

[Verse 1]
Some new babies look like large thumbs
Other heads are smashed and purple
I've seen more than just a few of them
Who looked like Winston Churchill
Now, I believe they're all from heaven
But please pardon me if I stare
Most newborns kinda look the same to me
But you got a good one there

[Chorus 1]
Got the perfect nose and eyes
And look at all that hair
As handsome goes, he's exceptional
With qualities quite rare
Between the two of you, he's a combo plate
With great features you both share
As newborns go, he steals the show
Yeah, you got a good one there

[Verse 2]
Now, we all think our newborns are beauties
And in many ways, that's true
Ain't no big deal when they mess themselves
And we can all see past the drool
But a few of them seem to have been dropped into
The wrong genetic pool
Maybe they'll turn out cute or handsome
Though that's not generally the rule

[Chorus 1]
Got the perfect nose and eyes
And look at all that hair
As handsome goes, he's exceptional
With qualities quite rare
Between the two of you, he's a combo plate
With great features you both share
As newborns go, he steals the show
Yeah, you got a good one there

[Verse 3]
Now, my own kids came out just lovely
The minute that they were born
That might be a daddy talkin'
'Cause I can't say that that's the norm
I could be saying this just to be kind
But on a Bible I would swear
She's exceptionally lovely
And you got a good one there

[Chorus 2]
Got the perfect nose and eyes
And look at all that hair
As beauty goes, she's exceptional
With qualities quite rare
Between the two of you, she's a combo plate
With great features you both share
As newborns go, she steals the show
Yeah, you got a good one there
As newborns go, she steals the show
Yeah, you got a good one there