Ode to Oscar Wilde

[Chorus]
Oh, the rich man thinks he's better than the poor man
And the poor man thinks he’s better than the rich man
And because I've ascertained
The fallen nature of their claims
I believe this makes me better than both of them

I think I'll do it one more time

[Chorus]
Ah, the rich man thinks he’s better than the poor man
Yes, he does
And the poor man thinks he's better than the rich man
And because I've ascertained
The fallen nature of their claims
I believe this makes me better than both of them

[Verse]
No, it's not good enough for you just to succeed
It's better when your best friend has failed
It's not sweet enough to satisfy your greed
It's when the last nail has been nailed
In the coffin of your best friend's dreams
You’ve won, and he has failed
So then the purpose-driven life will earn its wings

[Chorus]
Oh, the rich man thinks he’s better than the poor man
Da da da da da
Da da da da da
Da da da da da
Da da da da da dee
Everybody!

[Chorus]
Oh, the rich man thinks he's better than the poor man
And the poor man thinks he’s better than the rich man
And because I've ascertained
The fallen nature of their claims
I believe this makes me better than both of them
I believe this makes me better than both of them
I believe this makes me better than both of them