John Bucchino
Tom Wopat & Phillip Hoffman & Matt Cavenaugh & Leslie Kritzer
Leslie Kritzer & Faith Prince & Tom Wopat
John Bucchino
Kristine Zbornik & Lori Wilner & Heather MacRae
Faith Prince & Harvey Fierstein
Phillip Hoffman & Lori Wilner & Faith Prince & Tom Wopat
Harvey Fierstein
Faith Prince
Kristine Zbornik & Leslie Kritzer & Faith Prince
John Bucchino
Faith Prince & Harvey Fierstein & Tom Wopat & Heather MacRae
Leslie Kritzer & Matt Cavenaugh
Tom Wopat & Faith Prince
Faith Prince
Harvey Fierstein & Faith Prince
Matt Cavenaugh & Leslie Kritzer & Tom Wopat
Harvey Fierstein
[Myra]
Dolores! Dolores, come to the window!
[Dolores]
What's wrong?
[Myra]
Oh, hold on, I gotta catch my breath! I ran all the way from the fishmonger!
(Pasha appears in her window)
[Pasha]
I heard you all the way from the bedroom! What'd I miss?
[Dolores]
What happened at the fishmonger?
[Pasha]
How should *I* know what happened at the fishmonger! I was in the bedroom!
[Myra]
Will you two just listen!
You'll never guess who's getting married and why!
[Dolores]
Grace Kelly, because she's tired of Hollywood
[Pasha]
You're a panic, you are
[Dolores]
Ah, tell us, already!
[Myra]
Aggie's girl, Janey!
[Dolores and Pasha]
To the one with the glasses?
[Myra]
That's what I heard!
[Pasha]
Do you think the father caught them upstairs?
[Myra]
Maybe
But it might be something more than that
I been thinking Janie looks a little fat!
[Pasha]
Maybe she just likes to eat
[Myra]
Or maybe we'll soon be hear the patter of little feet!
[Dolores]
You suppose?
[Pasha]
No, no, no—that's how rumors get started
[Myra]
It's not a rumor, I heard it at the fishmonger!
Women Chatter was written by John Bucchino.