Bridal Scene

(The bridal shop. A bridal-gowned Janey enters, attended by a saleswoman.)

[Bridal Saleswoman]
Blow out, sweetheart, you gotta suck it in if you want me to get this zipper closed

[Janey]
How am I supposed to breathe?

[Bridal Saleswoman]
Brides don't breathe. Not if they want a waistline. And you know what they say about brides without waistlines

[Janey]
You almost ready, Ma? Pretty sure this is the one

[Aggie]
Yep! Let me have it

(gasps)

[Janey]
Yes?

[Aggie]
Oh, Jane...

Oh, it's... beautiful

[Bridal Saleswoman]
There's a veil we suggest with this model. Let me find it

[Aggie]
Thank you for doing this for me, Jane

[Janey]
You don't hear me beefing, do you?