Wii Sports

[Intro]
(cxsar)
(Fuck you, cxsar)

[Verse]
Jumped in the trash and fought a raccoon
When I was younger, I wanted to be a balloon
I just got done watching Looney Tunes
I fought a panda over some bamboo
I just got hit with a shoe
Went to sleep, woke up, I was blue
ERNINUEBHEURNJHU, SKRRT
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNN, ayy
My head is big like a rock
I just took off my dirty socks
My floor is wet cuz I just used the mop
These not Nike sandals, these some Crocs
Just bought some Skechers and some Vans
My car sound line RRRN RRRN, land
Sonic, go fast as you can!
I don’t need her, I use my hand
Cow in my backyard, MOOOOOOO!
A lion go RRRRRRRRRRRRR
Went sledding, I sled down a hill
Can I borrow some hot sauce?
Jumped off a tree and hit my neck
I’m skinny, I cannot flex
My head look like a wrecking ball
Can’t go in the door cuz I’m too tall
Fighting Naruto and got hit with a log
Fought Neji, got hit with Sixty-Four Palms
AHHHH, WAIT, WHEN IS THE BOMB?
OH MY GOSH, THIS IS A FROG!
ISSANAMO SOME OF BURRITO, BABY
YOU STILL GOT THAT ILLEGAL CABLE?
Fought the cable man cuz I got illegal cable
Went to school and got hit with a table

[Outro]
Damn