Family Disstrack, Pt. 1

[Intro]
(Hehehehehe, Ryan, this is crazy)

[Verse]
My granddad still got TV with no color on it
The family hate me for real, 'cause I keep exposing them
I remember my auntie was broke, she went to the store and stole the Lunchables
My sister got mad 'cause I snitched and said she stole an onion
Exposed my brother with that fake Gucci belt he had on
Remember me and my brother was a big fan of Trey Songz
But we ain’t gonna tell nobody, we ain’t gonna tell nobody at all
I remember my brother was fucked up, he had to wear a pair of my drawers
But he didn’t know I gave him the same pair that I had recently just took off
I just caught my, uh, cousin sniffing my grandma bra
But don’t worry about it, I ain’t gonna tell nobody on you though
I remember Halloween, my momma was broke, she dressed up as a scarecrow
She ain’t had no costume, she just went outside wearing her face
I remember somebody stole the tires and the brakes off my auntie car and it was me
I remember somebody robbed my grandma house and, uh, it was me
They still don’t know to this day, they think it was the neighbors
This for the neighbors keeping it cool, I had robbed them too
I told my cousin somebody stole his bike, I’m the one that stole it (Hehehehehe, Ryan, this is crazy)
I played my cousin game and took it home, I stole it
I went to the grocery store with my momma, she told me to steal
She ain’t gonna never take me again 'cause I stole a bag of Doritos
My sister mad 'cause her breath always smell like hot Cheetos

[Outro]
Man, fuck them niggas man, I’m tired of my family, bro
Them niggas is some bitches
(Hehehehehe, Ryan, this is crazy)