Headphones

[Chorus]
I don't have Apple headphones, I've got Android headphones
That's why the mic sound bad, and that's why I've got all this dorgit
I ran in the Ice Age back with the mammoths
I thought I was a fish, but I was really a salmon
I was on the freeway singing "Put some houses on my rito, baby"
I can't clap no more, I glued my hands together
I thought that I was a bird, because I was shitting feathers
Tried to dive in a volcano and burnt up in the process
I jumped in the belly of a whale, and he spit me up

[Verse 1]
I thought that I could fight, until I knocked myself out
I slipped in the shower, cuz I slipped on my own dirt
I used to be a shark, now I'm a dolphin
Went to Africa to run with the lions, got stepped on by a stampede
They thought that I was a rabbit, because I was jumping
I got hit in the head with a rock, now I got a knot on my head
She asked me to come over her house, but she had bunk beds
I accidentally swallowed a dime, playing Fortnite online
Feel like it's Bangladesh, I don't even know what that means
They ask me why fit different, that's because I was wearing my sister's jeans
I just slipped on the floor, I slipped on a green bean

[Chorus]
I don't have Apple headphones, I've got Android headphones
That's why the mic sound bad, and that's why I've got all this dorgit
I ran in the Ice Age back with the mammoths
I thought I was a fish, but I was really a salmon
I was on the freeway singing "Put some houses on my rito, baby"
I can't clap no more, I glued my hands together
I thought that I was a bird, because I was shitting feathers
Tried to dive in a volcano and burnt up in the process
I jumped in the belly of a whale, and he spit me up

[Verse 2]
I jumped from a tree, and I fucked myself up
I just missed a squirrel, and I ran away
I fell into an ant hole because I'm skinny as hell
A fat person fell on me, and they crushed my lungs
I ran out of tissue, so I had to use my thumb
What did I say before, I never actually used my thumb
Said that you can read, but when you read it sounds like this *jellyfish impersonation*