Spaceship (Mario and Luigi)

[Verse]
I turned a ketchup bottle to an outer space spaceship
I know Donkey Kong but he had threw some barrels at me
I don’t eat Willy Wonka candy, I’d rather eat Laffy Taffy
They caught me jumping in the jungle cuz I am Tarzan
I don’t have no room, I live in a shoebox
I had a tomato belly burger and it tasted nasty
Just came from the ocean, I was swimming with beluga whales
What is 5 + 5? Cuz I think it equals 12
Just ordered the 16,000th piece of chicken wing calculators
And they just caught me dancing on the elevator
I thought I knew a dinosaur, but he was just an alligator
I don’t know how to rap so I just say random stuff on the beat
I went to New York to go buy a chicken burrito sandwich
But all I got was a pasta tomato salad
I tried to watch a movie on the VHS TV
But instead I got a chance to hang out with Mario and Luigi