Squidward

[Intro]
Study this map, stay extra vigilant
Don’t fall sleep on the job
That means you, Squidward
What? I have never fallen asleep on duty
Don’t make me have a flashback

[Chorus]
My head look like a taco
But I think it look more like nachos
Hung out with Dora, she was like, "Vamanos!"
Ate some jalapeños like AAAAH!
I am skinny like a fly
Boss, I'm dumb, I don't know why
Knock on her door like, "Come outside"
She slammed the door like, "Bye" (Ke'shaun Beats)
They went for SpongeBob but wouldn’t know how to drive
Let me borrow your car, I can pay for the ride
I’ma leave it on bricks, right outsidе
Static TV; KIUJMIDNHUWJMI
Garbage disposal; HNUIJMNHUDIJKO
Scraping on the ground; SCREEAHHN
Hit my knee on the ground
All you hеard was, "Ow!"

[Verse]
I heard, "Moo", I think it was a cow
All I heard was *slap*, the barber smacked his head (On duty)
Her bed so skinny, it look like a slice of bread
Ahhh! I got a cramp on my leg (On duty)
NNYEAUGH, let me go on bald head
Just sit on the bleachers, I wasn’t a tall kid (On duty)
Little Bill head look like a potato
Caillou head look like an egg (On duty)

[Chorus]
My head look like a taco
But I think it look more like nachos
Hung out with Dora, she was like, "Vamanos!"
Ate some jalapeños like AAAAH!
I am skinny like a fly
Boss, I'm dumb, I don't know why
Knock on her door like, "Come outside"
She slammed the door like, "Bye" (Ke'shaun Beats)
They went for SpongeBob but wouldn’t know how to drive
Let me borrow your car, I can pay for the ride
I’ma leave it on bricks, right outside
Static TV; KIUJMIDNHUWJMI
Garbage disposal; HNUIJMNHUDIJKO
Scraping on the ground; SCREEAHHN
Hit my knee on the ground
All you heard was, "Ow!"

[Outro]
On duty