Fubu

[Intro]
(HUFF47)

[Verse]
I see you shopping for some clothes inside a PetCo
You a broke-ass bum-ass nigga you might as well start wearing Hollister
I just seen a bum-ass nigga wearing Hollister with some Fubu boots
My shoes had melted inside the snow cause I had on some Fubu boots
You couldn't even hoop in school cause you had on some Fubu shoes
I just slipped on the floor cause I slipped on a slippery pot
Just wanted to eat some pancakes and I slipped on my syrup
I feel like Bugs Bunny but all I wanted was some carrots
You ain't even need to wear a costume for Halloween, you already is a scarecrow
My cousin tried to scare me, he got blew onto a T-shirt
My little cousin tryna make a living, can somebody just buy her T-shirts?
This ain't the 4th of July but I'mma shoot the block up like it's fireworks
Couldn't even plug in the computer cause every time I do the power blowin out
I just sold my sister's car part, now she only got half a car
I thought it was true, I thought I could go to the Moon and be a cow
But I guess it was just a dream, now I'm at home playing with some Legos
Smacked some crack out of my little cousin's head, then it flew and went inside my nose
I ain't got no chargers for my phone cause I got an iPhone 3GS
They tried to cut my phone off cause I got an iPhone 3GS
Seen this one crazy-ass nigga, he tried to sell me a bulletproof vest
My mama say that I'm so young, that I don't got no hair on my chest
I feel like Big Momma cause I'm boutta catfish this bitch
My mama tried to whoop me, but instead she hit me with a switch
I just got slapped in the face with some turkey meat
I just mopped the floor, and I had left it wet as hell
I'm not a snail, but I be slow as hell to that cash
Beat a nigga up, and I swear you could call me Roscoe Dash
I'm invisible, I swear I'm something like my dad
I just got a new car, that bitch go slow as hell, it ain't got no gas