Whatcha Wanna Do?

[RICK]
Your dad's just gonna kill it right?

[SHELLY]
Iiiunno...So...whatcha wanna do tonight?

[RICK]
Hey there little freak you remember me?
We were never introduced properly.
Hey you gonna cry?
You don't look so tough by the light of day.
But we ain't gonna murder you right away
First we're gonna buy you lots of fancy clothes
Make you clip your toes
Watch you walk around in make up and panty hose

[SHELLY]
We're gonna take you back
Out by the railroad track!

[BOTH]
And leave your body for the dogs as a midnight snack

[RICK]
Your poppa was a pig

[SHELLY]
Your momma was a snake

[RICK]
We're gonna snap you like a twig and dump you in the lake

[SHELLY]
We're gonna chain your arm
To an atomic bomb
and make you take your granmama to the senior prom

Whaat?

[RICK]
Dude you are so hot!

But first I'll show you what I wanna do tonight
I'm here to bounce it with my crew tonight
We'll make sweet love in front of YOU tonight

[SHELLY]
Ewwww!

[RICK]
Uh huh! Uh huh! Uh huh! Uh huh!

[SHELLY]
You know my mom is right upstairs tonight?

[RICK]
That chick is fully unawares tonight
And if she catches us who cares tonight?

[SHELLY]
...me…?

[RICK]
Uh huh Uh huh

[SHELLY]
Uh huh Uh huh

[RICK]
Uh huh Uh huh

[SHELLY]
Uh huh Uh huh

[BOTH]
Mmm hmm Mmm hmm Mmm hmm Mmm hmm

[BAT BOY]
Uh huh Uh huh Uh huh Uh huh
Uh huh Uh huh Uh huh Uh huh

[RICK]
You freak. Can't you mind your own business, Bat Boy?

[SHELLY]
Stay away from that cage

[RICK]
Psh...what, you wanna bite me like you bit my sister?
You want a piece of me?
Tough guy.

You little freak! Did you see that?

[SHELLY]
I told you

[RICK]
Why you tryin t' step to me little creep?
Are you throwin down on me little freak?
Whatcha gonna do?

[SHELLY]
Rick..

[RICK]
Come on little coward let's get it on!
I'm gonna make you wish you were never born!
When I'm done with you I'll show you how I spill your brain tonight

[SHELLY]
Rick!

[RICK]
I'll run you over like a train tonight

[SHELLY]
Stop it!

[RICK]
I'll put you in a load of pain tonight!

[SHELLY]
Rick!

[RICK]
So, come on, come on, come on, come on!

[SHELLY]
Mom!

[RICK]
I'll should've brought my loaded gun tonight!

[SHELLY]
Mom!

[RICK]
But stomping you will be more fun tonight!

[SHELLY]
Help!

[RICK]
You're gonna pay for what you've done tonight!

[SHELLY]
Mom, get him out of here!

[RICK]
I'm takin out my Bowie knife tonight

[SHELLY]
Oh my god!

[RICK]
I'm gonna end your worthless life tonight!

[SHELLY]
MOM!

[RICK]
I'm makin you my prison wife tonight!