Vive la Différence

[FEMALE MANNEQUIN]
He takes a shower, then a hasty rub

[MALE MANNEQUIN]
She takes an hour soaking in the tub

[VENUS]
Vive la différence

[FEMALE MANNEQUIN]
He leaves athletics to the middle class

[MALE MANNEQUIN]
She leaves cosmetics on the sherry glass

[VENUS]
Vive la différence

[MANNEQUINS]
We both like music sincerely
We both like porterhouse steaks
We are not so different really
But, oh, what a difference thе différence makes

[FEMALE MANNEQUIN]
Hе has a torso singularly pure

[MALE MANNEQUIN]
Hers even more so, plurally allure

[FEMALE MANNEQUIN]
Little variations

[MALE MANNEQUIN]
Have their compensations

[VENUS]
Vive la différence

[FEMALE MANNEQUIN]
He would take it grimly

[MALE MANNEQUIN]
If she were my facsimile

[MANNEQUINS & VENUS]
Vive la différence

[FEMALE MANNEQUIN]
He likes to linger for another scotch

[MALE MANNEQUIN]
She keeps a finger pointing at her watch

[VENUS]
Vive la différence

[FEMALE MANNEQUIN]
He so remorseful every time he errs

[MALE MANNEQUIN]
She's so resourceful concealing sins of hers

[VENUS]
Vive la différence

[MANNEQUINS]
We'll both walk out on a lecture
We both hate spiders and snakes
Differ only in architecture
But, oh, what a difference the différence makes

[FEMALE MANNEQUIN]
He'll shout and spout on how girdles make him grin

[MALE MANNEQUIN]
She's holding out on what she is holding in

[FEMALE MANNEQUIN]
I'm a wonder, if, er

[MALE MANNEQUIN]
Suppose we didn't differ

[VENUS]
Vive la différence

[FEMALE MANNEQUIN]
There's a happy sequel

[MALE MANNEQUIN]
We'll never be physiqual

[MANNEQUINS & VENUS]
Vive la différence