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Album Avenue Q (Original Broadway Cast Recording)

The Internet Is For Porn by Stephanie D'Abruzzo & Rick Lyon

Release Date
Mon Oct 06 2003
Produced by
Jay David Saks
Writed by
Robert Lopez & Jeff Marx
About

In another song that mimics Sesame Street’s use of music as an educational tool, Trekkie Monster interrupts Kate’s song about the joys and versatility of the internet. Trekkie argues that he believes the Internet’s true purpose is to provide porn.

The Internet Is For Porn Lyrics

[KATE, spoken:]
Finally, I get to teach a whole lesson all by myself!
And I'm gonna teach something relevant
Something modern;
The internet!

[KATE:]
The internet is really really great

[TREKKIE MONSTER:]
For porn

[KATE:]
I've got a fast connection so I don't have to wait

[TREKKIE:]
For porn

[KATE:]
What?
There's always some new site

[TREKKIE:]
For porn!

[KATE:]
I browse all day and night

[TREKKIE:]
For porn!

[KATE:]
It's like I'm surfing at the speed of light

[TREKKIE:]
For porn!

[KATE:]
Trekkie!

[TREKKIE:]
The internet is for porn

[KATE:]
Trekkie!

[TREKKIE:]
The internet is for porn

[KATE:]
What are you doing!?

[TREKKIE:]
Why you think the net was born?
Porn porn porn

[KATE:]
Trekkie!

[TREKKIE:]
Oh! Hello, Kate Monster

[KATE:]
You are ruining my song

[TREKKIE:]
Oh, me sorry, me no mean to

[KATE:]
Well, if you wouldn't mind, please
Being quiet for a minute so I can finish?

[TREKKIE:]
Okie Dokie

[KATE:]
Good!
I'm glad we have this new technology

[TREKKIE:]
For porn- oh!

[KATE:]
Ugh
Which gives us untold opportunity

[TREKKIE:]
For porn—
Oops, sorry

[KATE:]
Right from you own desktop

[TREKKIE:]
For—

[KATE:]
You can research, browse and shop
Until you've had enough and you're ready to stop

[TREKKIE:]
For porn!

[KATE:]
Trekkie!

[TREKKIE:]
The internet is for porn!

[KATE:]
Noooo

[TREKKIE:]
The internet is for porn!

[KATE:]
Trekkie

[TREKKIE:]
Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn!

[KATE:]
That's gross! You're a pervert

[TREKKIE:]
Ah, sticks and stones, Kate Monster

[KATE:]
No, really, you're a pervert
Normal people don't sit at home and look
At porn on the internet

[TREKKIE:]
Ohhhh?

[KATE:]
What?!

[TREKKIE:]
You have no idea
Ready, normal people?

[BRIAN]
Ready!

[GARY]
Ready!

[ROD]
Ready!

[TREKKIE:]
Lemme hear it!

[TREKKIE AND GUYS:]
The internet is for porn!

[PRINCETON:]
Sorry, Kate

[TREKKIE AND GUYS:]
The internet is for porn!

[PRINCETON:]
I masturbate!

[TREKKIE AND GUYS:]
All these guys unzip their flies
For porn, porn, porn!

[KATE:]
The internet is not for porn!

[TREKKIE AND GUYS:]
Porn, porn—

[KATE:]
Hold on a second!

[TREKKIE MONSTER:]
Wha-

[KATE:]
Now I happen to know for a fact that you, Rod, check your portfolio and trade stocks online

[ROD:]
That' s correct

[KATE:]
And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com

[BRIAN:]
Sure!

[KATE:]
And Gary, you keep selling your possessions on eBay

[GARY:]
Yes I do!

[KATE:]
And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card

[PRINCETON:]
True!

[TREKKIE:]
Oh, but Kate
What you think he do... after? Hmm?

[PRINCETON:]
Yeah

[KATE:]
Ewww!

[TREKKIE AND GUYS:]
The internet is for porn!

[KATE:]
Gross!

[TREKKIE AND GUYS:]
The internet is for porn!

[KATE:]
I hate porn

[TREKKIE AND GUYS:]
Grab your dick and double-click
For porn, porn porn

[KATE:]
I hate men!

[TREKKIE AND GUYS:]
(Harmonizing) Porn, porn, porn, porn

[KATE:]
I' m leaving!

[TREKKIE AND GUYS:]
Porn, porn, porn, porn

[KATE:]
I hate the Internet!

[TREKKIE:]
The Internet is for

[TREKKIE AND SOME:]
The Internet is for

[TREKKIE AND ALL:]
The Internet is for porn!

[TREKKIE:]
Yeah!

The Internet Is For Porn Q&A

Who wrote The Internet Is For Porn's ?

The Internet Is For Porn was written by Robert Lopez & Jeff Marx.

Who produced The Internet Is For Porn's ?

The Internet Is For Porn was produced by Jay David Saks.

When did Stephanie D’Abruzzo & Rick Lyon release The Internet Is For Porn?

Stephanie D’Abruzzo & Rick Lyon released The Internet Is For Porn on Mon Oct 06 2003.

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