Avenue Q Ensemble
John Tartaglia, Jordan Gelber, Stephanie D’Abruzzo, Rick Lvon. Ann Harada. Natalie Venetia Belcon & Jennifer Barnhart
John Tartaglia & Rick Lyon
John Tartaglia
John Tartaglia, Stephanie D’Abruzzo, Natalie Venetia Belcon, Jordan Gelber & Ann Harada
Stephanie D’Abruzzo & Rick Lyon
Stephanie D’Abruzzo & John Tartaglia
Jordan Gelber & Ann Harada
Stephanie D’Abruzzo
Natalie Venetia Belcon, Rick Lyon, Jennifer Barnhart, Stephanie D’Abruzzo, Jordan Gelber, Ann Harada & John Tartaclia
John Tartaglia, Stephanie D’Abruzzo & Rick Lyon
John Tartaglia
Stephanie D’Abruzzo
Jordan Gelber & John Tartaglia
Ann Harada & Stephanie D’Abruzzo
Natalie Venetia Belcon & Rick Lyon
Various Artists
Rick Lyon, Natalie Venetia Belcon, John Tartaglia, Jennifer Barnhart, Jordan Gelber & Ann Harada
Robert Lopez & Jeff Marx & Rick Lyon & Jordan Gelber & John Tartaglia & Ann Harada
Robert Lopez & Jeff Marx
Stephanie D’Abruzzo, Jordan Gelber, Natalie Venetia Belcon, Ann Harada, Rick Lyon, John Tartaglia & Jennifer Barnhart & Jennifer Barnhart & Jordan Gelber & Ann Harada & Natalie Venetia Belcon & Rick Lyon & Stephanie D’Abruzzo & John Tartaglia
Robert Lopez & Jeff Marx & Natalie Venetia Belcon & Rick Lyon & Ann Harada & Jordan Gelber & Stephanie D’Abruzzo
Robert Lopez & Jeff Marx & John Tartaglia
Robert Lopez & Jeff Marx & Rick Lyon & Stephanie D’Abruzzo & John Tartaglia
[Kate:]
Oh Nicky, Nicky, bad news
[Nicky:]
What's the matter Kate?
[Kate:]
I can't go with you to the Phish concert at the Aquarium
[Nicky:]
Oh no, I was looking forward to that!
[Kate:]
Me too
[Nicky:]
Oh, why can't you come?
[Kate:]
I got jury duty
[Nicky:]
Jury duty?
[Kate:]
Mm Hm
[Nicky:]
Aw, Kate, you don't have to go to Jury duty
[Kate:]
Yes I do. I got this summons in the mail, it says I have to go
[Nicky:]
Oh, what summons?
[Kate:]
This one
[Nicky:]
No. WHAT summons?
[Kate:]
THIS one
[Nicky:]
No Kate you don't understand: Tear it up and throw it away
[Kate:]
What?
[Nicky:]
Throw it away, Throw it away! Tear it up and throw it away
And go about your day!
[Kate:]
Oh, I can't do that! This is an official summons
[Nicky:]
Oh! An official summons. Well, why didn't you say so?
Tear it up and throw it away!
[Kate:]
Just. Tear it up?
[Nicky:]
Yeah! And throw it away!
Tear it up and throw it away, so you and I can play
[Kate:]
But, isn't it my civic duty?
[Nicky:]
Aw! Who gives a doody? The government employees already know
For many reasons many people just won't show
A piece of mail's an easy thing to overlook, so just like the airlines, they overbook!
[Kate:]
Oh!
[Both][Chorus:]
Tear it up and throw it away! Throw it away! Throw it away!
Tear it up and throw it away
[Nicky:]
It's perfectly okay
[Kate:]
Ah! Oh but wait a minute, wait a minute
It says here the penalty is 30 days in jail
[Nicky:]
KATE! No one's ever gone to jail! Gone to jail! Gone to jail!
Have you ever heard of anyone who's gone to jail
[Kate:]
Oh! 'Cause something got lost in the mail! OH!
[Nicky:]
Exactly!
[Both][Chorus]
[Nicky:]
Yeah, you got it!
[Kate:]
Did not!
[Nicky:]
Right!
[Both:]
And go about your day!
[Nicky:]
Only the little people do jury duty Kate!
[Kate:]
Yeah!
Tear It Up And Throw It Away was written by Robert Lopez & Jeff Marx.