The Flag Pole Song

There goes the flag pole!
I gotta reach the goal!
And now my heart's racing
While chasing
That flag pole troll!
You can run, but you can't hide!
'Cause I'll still slide down your slippery side!
So kiss your white slender
Rear end goodbye!

Over! Under! I'm on your trail!
Tripping! Falling! So much epic fail!
I hope you like sharpened claws down your spine!
You can kiss my big brick-clad behind!

Run! Run! You stupid pole!
(You'd better hurry... I'm gone!)
I'll tear you a new hole!
(I'd better scurry... So long!)
You'd better run faster, (I'm ovеr here now!)
You dastardly (I'm off the port-bow!)
Sack of bull! (I'm trolling your wholе song!)
I'm going to tear your flag to
Bits with my sharpened claws!
It's time to face me, your final boss!
And when I do, I will defeat you
And beat you to pulp!

Let's have a showdown, just you and I!
(You've got crazy eyes...)
Time for our throwdown! Prepare to die!
(I'm not scared to die...)
You'd better keep praying! (Let's go!)
Your slaying (Come at me, bro!)
Is finally nigh!
(Now I'm bored, let's move things forward!)
And once I leap down onto your head
I'll break your neck, lest you're not yet dead-