The Console War Musical

Today's the day the console war have begun
We're launching PS4 against the XboxOne
We've got the best new games, and tons of indie support
You mess with Sony MS and yes you'll come up short
This is it our console's ready for war
Release the XboxOne to ravage PS4
We're packing Kinect 2 and armed with XboxLive
We'll port all GamerScore's
And Unleash Halo 5
This new Wii U's armed with tech to the teeth
NFC, touchscreen, and more!
No other games claim the same fame or fun
So who would pay more for PS4 or XboxOne
Dualshock has a touch pad People love so much that
We've installed a button just to share
Evolving achievements lead us to believe that
XboxOne has class to spare
First strike was Nintendo's!
Batten down the Friend Codes!
Time to finally end those
Console Wars!

PS4
Will conquer One and Wii U
With its renewed support
It missed since PlayStation 2!

We aren't supporting used games-
-I mean, I guess they seem fine...
They must be played on the web-
...Okay, or stay offline...

Activate Add-ons and Lock on Party Games!
PSN Servers were hacked... Again...
Deploying NFL, NHL widgetry galore!
And still, we're hardcore and far more prepped for this Console War!

Fancy specs!
Tech to spare!
Lots of apps!
-No one cares!

Change the name!
Stay the course!
Make great games until we
Win... the Console Wars!