Dance of the Sugar Plum Clefairy

Late at night, clefairy
Does a dance!
Loves to prance!
Wears your pants!
As clefairies do!
Eats your sweets and throws
Your underwear everywhere
Coats your chair's
Seat in crazy glue
Just for fun, clefairy
Makes a beard
Gets it smeared...
Acting weird's
What clefairies do!
Raves in the halls!
Painting the walls!
Hundreds of scrawls...
...Of the moon!

Baking with clefairy!
Hiding in
Laundry bins!
Take a swim!
Peeing on the floor!
Sitting on your stove top...
Butt enflamed!
Run away!
Dousing flames!
Fluffy burnt s'more!
Under beds, clefairy
Eats your shoes!
Drinks your booze!
Takes a snooze!
Drinks a little more...
Wish him goodnight
Lock your door tight
Now you think like
Clefairies do!