Pokémon University: A Professor Song

TRAINERS:
We're on our way!
First day of class!
Junior Trainers!
Youngster, School Boy, Beauty, Lass!
Professor Oak
Puts me to Sleep!
Teaching TM's
I can't help but count Mareep!
Gym Leaders!
Poke Breeders!

GARY OAK:
Smell ya later, Gramps! Gonna meet our new teacher!

SYCAMORE:
I've a course on fighting-
It's pretty darn exciting!
Alas, it's all online
So it's mostly just all writing...

TRAINERS:
Oh I'm
Gonna be a Master! Starting the semester! Learning from Professors About Pokemon!
Taking all the courses! Citing all our sources! Write what Sycamore says About Pokemon!

ROWAN:
Looks like you worked pretty hard! F+

TRAINERS:
Professor Elm
Became confused-

ELM:
Where do these
Eggs come from? I have no clue!

TRAINERS:
He lost his notes
Was late to class
Got jumped this morning
While walking through a patch of grass!

STUDENT 1:
Aced "Trading!"

STUDENT 2:
F for "Fainting?" Should've done better, But Rowan was grading!

STUDENT 3:
Got a B in "Berries
Your Pokemon Might Carry!"

SYCAMORE:
Tonight, you're writing papers judging Dragons versus Fairies!

JUNIPER
There's a Pokedex project that's due on next Monday morning...

BIRCH:
Try tossing apples instead!

OAK:
Add one drop of Repel... ...or was that Potion...?

ROWAN:
I hate every color but red!

SYCAMORE:
There's a Test on battling Ghosts

GHOST:
Don't forget the silph scope!

JUNIPER:
Origin theses are due!

ELM:
There's a simply revolutionary
Mega Evolutionary
Form that's truly brand-spanking new-

OAK:
...this picture is not very good

TRAINERS:
Gonna be a Master! Starting the semester! Learning from Professors About Pokemon!
Staying late completing All required reading! Spending lecture Tweeting About Pokemon!
Gonna be a Master! Starting the semester! Learning from Professors
About Pokemon!
We'll continue waiting! We're anticipating Finally graduating
To catch Pokemon!

STUDENT 4:
Paying student Loans to study-

TRAINERS:
-Pokemon!