Minesweeper: The Musical

He strode across the desert
Broom in hand!
With a scowl on his face
And piercing eyes!
He would sweep his dusty weapon
Through the sand!
And he'd use numbered clues
To deduce which squares
Were mines!

There's a one to the left
A three to the right
This square might be a mine!
There's a two up above
And a six straight across
Put a flag down here
We'll clear out several
Blocks to the north
With a four down below
You can mark this space a mine!
'Cause there's seven in the middle
And a five on the top
Make it three
And sweep it down!
'Cause the Minesweeper's in town!

He was raised atop the mountains
By some monks!
He spent 27 years in ninja school!
He was trained in the dark arts
He can tear out people's hearts!
But he'd rather do math
'Cause it's cool!

There's a one to the left
A three to the right
This square might be a mine!
There's a two up above
And a six straight across
Put a flag down here
We'll clear out several
Blocks to the north
With a four down below
You can mark this space a mine!
'Cause there's seven in the middle
And a five on the top
Make it three
And sweep it down!
'Cause the Minesweeper's in town!

There's a one to the left
A three to the right
This square might be a mine!
There's a two up above
And a six straight across
Put a flag down here
We'll clear out several
Blocks to the north
With a four down below
You can mark this space a mine!
'Cause there's seven in the middle
And a five on the top
Make it three
And sweep it down!
'Cause the Minesweeper's in town!