My Date with Captain Falcon

Time for your Falcon Date
Falcon is never late
Dinner and roses await
By the way, you're going Dutch
Reservations for two
"Falc!" is the name he used
"May I bring drinks?"
He'll do, one "FALCON PUNCH!"
Cause Captain Falcon's here
To whisper in your ear (Falc!)
Sweet nothing that appear to be the only things he says
(Yes!)
And if you start to choke
He'll do the heimlich till your back is broke (Come on!)
And you may feel as though he caused a stroke
But Captain Falcon saved your life
(Show me your moves!)
So far as dating goes
This has been awful! (Yo!)
"Please pay your check, sir." "No!"
Then they threw us out
Falcon then hatched a plan
To see the ice cream man
When it slipped from his hand
(RAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!)
Then he gave a Falcon Shout
Then we walked to my door
Well, we ran, really
I gave him a hug, though
He got a bit feely
Then, as the music soared
He went for a kiss at my door
Then he shouted "Falcon Call Me!"
A request that I ignored
He's Captain Falcon and
We are his private mariachi band