Taylor Lautner Poops

Well, you've seen his face in a magazine
And you've seen his abs on the movie screen
You've seen him at a film premiere
You've seen him holdin' a pretty girl near

There are so many things you've seen him do
But you've probably never seen Taylor Lautner goin' poo
There are so many things you've seen him do
But you've probably never seen Taylor Lautner doin' number two

But he does it
He does it every day
He makes sure that he locks the door
Then he sits down and he poops away
He does it
He does it every day
Taylor Lautner makes sure that he locks the door
Then he sits down and he poops away

Everybody poops, even Taylor Lautner
Everybody poops, even Taylor Lautner
Everybody poops, even Taylor Lautner
Everybody poops, even Taylor Lautner