The Toilet Bowl Cleaners
The Toilet Bowl Cleaners
The Toilet Bowl Cleaners
The Toilet Bowl Cleaners
The Toilet Bowl Cleaners
The Toilet Bowl Cleaners
The Toilet Bowl Cleaners
The Toilet Bowl Cleaners
The Toilet Bowl Cleaners
The Toilet Bowl Cleaners
Oh, oh, oh yeah
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh
He's so judgmental
He acts like he’s better than you
But he's just like everybody else
Simon Cowell has got to go poo every day
Hip hip hooray
He drops a load in the toilet then he flushes it away
If you're feelin’ low on the toilet goin' poo
You can think, "Hey, Simon Cowell's got to do this too"
All of the money and all of the girls
And all of the recognition all around the world
Doesn't change the fact that every single day
You've got to drop a load in the toilet and flush it away
Simon Cowell
He is so rich and so well-known
Every time you turn on the TV, you can see his face
But that doesn't mean he doesn't have to discard his stinky waste
Into the toilet just like me