Osama Bin Laden Poops

Back in the day, I used to be afraid of
Osama bin Laden and the rest of Al-Qaeda
But then I thought about how they gotta eat and drink
Just like you and me
Which means every day they gotta go poo
And they got to go pee

I find it very difficult to feel very much fear
When thinkin' about an evil man droppin' poop right out of his rear
Instead of terrorists plots, destruction and disorder
I'd be worryin' more about gettin' away from his stinky odor

Osama bin Laden poops
Next time you hear about him on the news reports
Remember sometimes he doesn't make it to the bathroom
And he poops right in his shorts
No one is very scary when they're carryin' a smelly, stinky load
And we're gonna catch him in some cave before any more buildings explode

Osama's been fartin', and it really stinks