Dr. Oz Says That Even Oprah Winfrey Poops

Well, I was watchin' Doctor Oz on Oprah
And they were talkin' 'bout farts and poop
And when Doctor Oz talked about different types of poop
Oprah nodded in agreement
As if she knew anything about going poop
How could she know about number two?
She's Oprah
I find it very hard to believe she ever goes poo

Oprah's so rich and she's so poised
I find it very hard to believe that she poops
And rolls up her sleeves and wipes her own bum

She's like a billionaire
She must have figured out some better, more effective way
Of getting rid of her waste
I mean, she's Oprah

Oh, Doctor Oz, I've got a question
Is it true that Oprah really has to go poo
Every day, just like me and you?
Oh, Doctor Oz, is it really true
That Oprah Winfrey has to go poo
Just like me and you?

I mean, she's Oprah
She's Oprah Winfrey
She could buy a car for every person in the world
And still have five hundred billion dollars left over
You'd think she'd have figured out some better way
Of spending her time than sitting on the toilet pooping