Kristen Stewart Farts

Oh, oh-oh-oh oh oh oh oh
Oh-oh

She's so darn beautiful
She has a place in my heart
That's why I find it hard to believe
That Kristen Stewart ever farts

How could someone so perfect
And so beautiful
Ever sit down on a toilet
And make a stinky poo?

I just don't believe it
She's so sweet and lovely and adorable
How could anyone so beautiful as Kristen Stewart ever go number two?
Stinky, stinky poo

Kristen Stewart, I don't believe that you ever do any stinky poo
You couldn't, it's just not possible
You're so beautiful

I just cannot believe it
I refuse to think
About Kristen Stewart creating a terrible stink
Oh-oh, she's so beautiful
She's so perfect in every way
I refuse to believe that she stinks up the bathroom at least once a day

She's a beautiful, wonderful, talented woman
And I don't believe that she ever farts or poops
She's Kristen Stewart
She's better than that