Kelly Clarkson Poops

Well, she's an American idol
Yeah, she's an American idol

She's Kelly Clarkson
And she's so perfect and cute
I find it hard to believe that she ever goes toot-toot-toot
Out of her bum
Because she's Kelly Clarkson

Everything about her is so nice and sweet
She's Kelly Clarkson
There's no way that she poops out the waste from the food she eats
She's Kelly Clarkson

She's an American idol
She's an American sweetheart
I don't believe it, I don't wanna believe it
I don't believe it, I don't wanna believe
That Kelly Clarkson farts