Oo-La-La intro

[Professor Schickele]
Gettin' down with P.D.Q. Bach and his "Safe Sextet"! Now I think it's time to ask Blondie: (laughs) What's cookin', good lookin'?

[Blondie]
(laughs)
Well, Prof, if you'll wipe that leer off your face, I'll tell you! Yes, it's time for our regular Sunday evening feature: "Oo-La-La: Cookin' French Like the French Cook French"!

[Jocko]
For the delectation of which, we now switch over to WTWP's fabulous Kitchen of the Airwaves in Studio 2

[Professor Schickele]
Where, even as we speak, La French Chefuzzi is ready to hold forth!