No Head

So tell me, how many scoops you think they put in that?
And, and whaddya call a spoon that's like a spoon, but it's flat?
I bumped into a grocery store, and I made the earth quake
All the while, with my breath, I'm increasing the size of my milkshake

I have no head (tastes great), I have no head (less filling)
I have no head (tastes great), I have no head (less filling)
I have no head (tastes great), I have no head (less filling)
I have no head (tastes great), I have no head (less filling)

Doesn't anyone think Hogan's Heroes is offensive but me?

So servants of current knowledge, state your party's IQ
So instead of hearing stupid shit, I'm telling the stupid shit to you
Stick an Oreo in my portfolio and turn the secret sign
And I propose that I do absolutely nothing with my unschooled mind

The rising power of later chapters, eight miles hype
And the Guardian interview?
No thanks, you're really not my type
I asked for a brain reduction, and the doctor said, "Ehhh?"
He asked if it's like a breast reduction
I said, "Head," he said, "Yeah"

I have no head (tastes great), I have no head (less filling)
I have no head (tastes great), I have no head (less filling)
I have no head (tastes great), I have no head (less filling)
I have no head (tastes great), I have no head (less filling)

Maybe I'm mistaken
Maybe they don't care
I won't speak for them
'Cause that would not be fair

I have no head (tastes great), I have no head (less filling)
I have no head (tastes great), I have no head (less filling)
I have no head (tastes great), I have no head (less filling)
I have no head (tastes great), I have no head (less filling)

I have no head (tastes great), I have no head (less filling)
I have no head (tastes great), I have no head (less filling)
I have no head (tastes great), I have no head (less filling)
I have no head (tastes great), I have no head (less filling)

I have no head (tastes great), I have no head (less filling)
I have no head (tastes great), I have no head (less filling)
I have no head