Jenny S.

[Canned applause]
Thank you!

Her father's name is Mark, her mother's is Jan
She's the cutest thing I've seen since I encountered Ms. Pac Man
She wrestles like the Hulkster, no, she does not give up
She thinks that she's a bad ass 'cause she now owns the zoo cup

Ohh ohh-ohh
Jennifer Schumow, ohh-ohh
Jennifer Schumow, heee
Jeeneefer Scheemeee, ho

To me, she's vegetable-eating and Jenga-cheating
You know fuckin' Singapore is where we're eating
If you put on a movie, she falls asleep at the first scene
That's all right still, 'cause she's my perfect daydream
And another thing, this I know is true
The thing that makes her perfect is that she's even a Jew
(Hava Nagila)

All I can say Is that I'm glad that this started
And she loves me, though I'm completely retarded
All I can say Is that I'm glad that this started
And she loves me, though I'm completely retarded

(Yeah!) Ohh-ohh-ohh-ohh
Jennifer Schumow, whoa-ohh-ohh
Jennifer Schumow
Jennifer Schumow

And the people from Germantown High School say
("Yo, MIster Goren, do you toss salad?")
And the people from Germantown High School say
("Ha! Ha!")
And the people from the Wu-Tang Clan say
("Torture, kid, torture!")
And the people from Whitney High School say
("I love you, Jennifer!")

Yeah
(Ohh ohh-ohh)
Jennifer Schumow