Connor, Welcome

Usually I'm against this species propagating
And I do not like to think about my best friend mating
But this one time, I will grant a big exception
When I heard about the plan for Connor's conception

Chris and Amy, they had a little boy
And the godfather of the child was not Brian or me
But it was Roy
A bouncing baby buggy bumper who likes to pull on my glasses
I can't wait 'til Chris enrolls him in punk rock classes

[Spoken]
Connor, don't you poop yourself when I'm babysitting you

Connor, welcome to the family
Connor, welcome to the family

Connor will be brought up professing anarchy
And he won't be scared of green hair
But just the Masons and the Illuminati
Babies (baby), babies (baby)
Babies are like you and I, but they're smaller

[Spoken]
Connor, I, nyuuh, Connor...

Connor, welcome to the family
Connor, welcome to the family

(Wahhh)
(Break down)

Oh, I love my Bananas in Pajamas
I can eat 'em in the night with Franklin Tanana
Oh, Bananas in Pajamas all the time
I can eat Bananas in Pajamas with your cheap red wine
Yeah
(Uh huh)

Connor, welcome to the family

(Baby music)