Punk Rock Academy

[Verse 1]
I was fighting the mold in the bowl with my pee
When a thought popped into my brain
If all of us hated high school so much
Why was nothing ever changed?
So I called Brian up with my plan that's red hot
We got a private institution in the name of punk rock
We got some government funding and our own private road
And 666 for our radio snow code

[Chorus]
I had a dream when I was in high school
That I attended the Punk Rock Academy
I had a dream when I was in high school
That I attended the Punk Rock Academy

[Post-Chorus]
Ha (Huh-huh-huh)
Heh (Huh-huh-huh-huh), yeah

[Verse 2]
Chris Jensen's teaching science, and he's still running Mountain
We fired the guy from Bad Religion 'cause he sold punk rock out, and
We'll give the dirty punks a dip and get rid of all their fleas
And we'll never, ever buy anything with a UPC

[Chorus]
I had a dream when I was in high school
That I attended the Punk Rock Academy
I had a dream when I was in high school
That I attended the Punk Rock Academy
And no one made fun of me

[Bridge]
At the Punk Rock Academy
Where all the students
They're diagnosed with ADD
Take me home tonight
I don't wanna let you go 'til the feeling's right
Take me home tonight
I don't wanna let you go 'tll the feeling's right
We will import a token jock, and we will kick his token ass (Take me home tonight)
And there will never, ever be a physical education class (I don't wanna let you go 'til the feeling's right)
Think about it and you'll agree, it's the bizzity-bizzity-bomb (Take me home tonight)
And maybe we can get Assück to play the senior prom (I don't wanna let you go 'til the feeling's right)

[Chorus]
I had a dream when I was in high school
That I attended the Punk Rock Academy
I had a dream, when I was in high school
That I attended the Punk Rock Academy
And no one made fun of me

[Outro]
Thank you, Philadelphia!