I Bet You They Won’t Play this Song on the Radio

I bet you they won't play this song on the radio
I bet you they won't play this new (bleep) song
It's not that it's (buzzer) or (horn) controversial
Just that the (bell)-ing words are awfully strong

You can't say (klaxon) on the radio
Or (whip crack), or (arrow thud), or (croak)
You can't even say I'd like to (vibraphone) you someday
Unless you're a doctor with a very large (doing)

So I bet you they won't play this song on the radio
I bet you they daren't (needle scratch)-ing well program it
I bet you those (register chime)-ing old program directors
Will think it's a load of horse (fart)