Hamster Love

[Verse 1]
Hamster, hamster by candle light
Do it in a casserole is doing it right
When they're in season, they're pretty pleasin'
Hamster sandwich, hamster and cheese
Hamster sandwiches with mayoneeze
Are delicious, and so nutritious

[Chorus]
You can dice, you can slice and fillet them
Cut off their heads and sauté them
And into the oven you shove
Smells like hamster love

[Verse 2]
Hamster curry, or pickled toes
Australian hamster tails, any good chef know
How to make them, or just shake and bake them

[Chorus]
For breakfast, for lunch or while dining
As a snack munch their deep-fried fur lining
Into your mouth with a shove
Tastes like hamster love

[Chorus]
For breakfast, for lunch or while dining
As a snack munch their deep-fried fur lining
Into your mouth with a shove
Tastes like hamster love

[Outro]
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