Polka Dot Undies

[Verse 1]
Well, I went for a drive in my pickup truck
I picked up my girl 'cause I wanted to–
Show her my gloves 'cause she had on her mitts
And I blushed brightly when she showed me her–
Perfume that she buys whenever Avon calls
So I took off my pants and I showed her my–
Polka-dot undies!
My polka-dot undies!

[Verse 2]
Yeah, my polka-dot undies from Miracle Mart
I said, "Look, be careful, I think I'm gonna–
"Turn a sharp corner and go up on the grass"
She leaned out the window and I thought I saw her–
Pointing to something that flashed by real quick
She said, "Hey, look at that! It looks just like your–
"Polka-dot undies!"
Polka-dot undies!

[Verse 3]
Yeah, my polka-dot undies that I wear back-to-front
She smiled and she said, "Have you seen my–
"Brother's new car? The one that he stole?"
Then she asked me to look up her–
Whole damn family and I went into shock
When I found out it was her sister who really liked–
Polka-dot undies!
Polka-dot undies!
Yeah!

[Instrumental]

[Verse 4]
Well, I took her out to dinner but on one thing she was firm:
She'd swallow almost anything except for–
Stories that her brother a-didn't like birds
But hung around leather bars and liked to eat–
Fish and chips and he still sucked his thumb
I said, "I don't mind!" And she kissed me on my–
Polka-dot undies!
My polka-dot undies!

[Verse 5]
I kissed her softly and I said, "I'll tell you what:
"Let's roll up the windows, and I'll eat your–
"Last bar of chocolate, a-the one that's in the parcel"
She said, "No, no, no", and she called me a–
Taxi; And I said, "I beg your pardon!
"But get me home real fast before I lose my–
"Polka-dot undies!"
Polka-dot undies!

[Verse 6]
The moral of this story, like a jewel it is gleamin'
But you'll never find it in a glass of warm–
Milk or tea, 'cause it will not fit
And you probably already think I am full of–
Vague innuendos and double-meanin' rhymes
But I'll tell you that obscenity is all in your–
Polka-dot undies!
Your polka-dot undies!
Yeah, your edible undies!
Your polka-dot undies!
Yeah!