Aussie, Aussie, Aussie (Oi, Oi, Oi)

[Verse 1]
On a hot summer's night, 'neath the Southern Cross star
I saw a young man being thrown from a bar
He violently vomited, fell to the ground
Then out of his mouth came a beautiful sound

[Chorus]
He said "Aussie, Aussie, Aussie"
"Oi, oi, oi."
"Aussie, Aussie, Aussie"
"Oi, oi, oi."

[Verse 2]
Many years passed then I heard it again
On a beach in St. Kilda one sunny weekend
"You flew here, I grew here!", I heard a man say
And as he was choking on capsicum spray

[Chorus]
He said "Aussie, Aussie, Aussie"
"Oi, oi, oi."
And the cops replied "Aussie, Aussie, Aussie"
"Oi, oi, oi."

[Verse 3]
A shark, it was swimming alone in the sea
Great white and wild, so young and so free
But a surfer complained, so they shot it to death
And as the shark sank, it took one final breath

[Chorus]
And said "Aussie, Aussie, Aussie"
"Oi, oi, oi."
And the surfer said "Wow, that shark's talking."
"Oi, oi, oi."

[Verse 4]
A wife got home early on her anniversary
To find her husband pants-down in the nursery
Screwing the nanny with nowhere to hide
So he just kept on thrusting and shrugged to his wife

[Chorus]
Saying "Aussie, Aussie, Aussie"
"Oi, oi, oi."
And the wife replied "Aussie, Aussie, Aussie"
"Oi, oi, oi."

[Verse 5]
A man sits alone on an island offshore
He's been there for years and he'll be there for more
And each night before bed, he looks up at the sky
And he asks what went wrong, then he hears our reply

[Chorus]
We say "Aussie, Aussie, Aussie"
"Oi, oi, oi."
And he whispers "Aussie, Aussie, Aussie"
"Oi, oi, oi."

[Bridge]
There are 200 countries, so I'll never know
If my one is better than all of them, so
I'll just go with the crowd, and I'll be a good boy
And if someone says "Aussie", then I'll reply "Oi."

[Chorus]
This curious, cryptic, hypnotic refrain
Oi, oi, oi
I don't know what it means, but it helps ease the pain
Oi, oi, oi

So next time you're feeling lonely or low
Oi, oi, oi
Just say the word "Aussie" three times in a row, then go
"Oi, oi, oi."