Lethal Company vs Phasmophobia

[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATLES OF HISTORY!
LETHAL COMPANY
VS
PHASMOPHOBIA
BEGIN!

[Verse 1: Lethal Company]
Tired of boring ass ghost hunting games?
Where you sit and wait like a dog just to find out some ghost’s name?
Your style’s lame, players have had quite enough
Now will the real horror game please stand up? (Ha ha!)
You got a crucifix, but nothing at stake
We’d whack you and sell you, but we’d get more value from a metal plate
Get off the property, this ain’t no longer your soil, man
‘Cause we got the world starin’ at us, like a Coil-Head
Your gear is just a joke, you spot one ghost then you croak
Have some sanity pills, bitch, just bе careful, don’t choke
One spidеr gets you all in one swoop, you ain’t tough
Take a tip from our bestiary; and shut the fuck up

[Verse 2: Phasmophobia]
Boo! I’m spooked!
My mic has got more balls than your whole crew!
You wanna diss my props? Call you an Eyeless Dog
‘Cause you just took a bite out of half of our fucking tools
Man, you ain’t cool
Our spooks leave our players crying for help locked in their bathrooms
We defined the genre, will never be forgotten
While you’re more cookie cutter, than the Backrooms
Your game is solely just for highlights and laughs
One kills another with a shovel and the rest go ha ha
Your maps look the same, man, from what I see
Someone should call your dev the laziest employee

[Verse 3: Lethal Company]
I’m on the hunt; I’m on top, I won’t stop
You got clunkier mechanics than the layout of your shop
You and your Scooby Doo squad should go ahead and drop it
‘Cause we gon’ take apart your van and sell it off for profit
We collect hot stuff and got designed by a fluff
And comparin’ our ratings, I bet he’d say “Damn, that’s rough”
Just try to conjure this win, dimwitted ghost hunting freak
Do you really think you’re scary? Cause all that ghost shit is weak!

[Verse 4: Phasmophobia]
You’re a pessimist, it’s quite evident
I’m coming at you fast like a revenant, I’m guessin’ that
You got your claim to fame by simply ripping off my features
Just the same damn mechanics with a couple blocky creatures
What a leecher, and now you want to act like you’re above us
But you’re the worst hazmat wearing gremlin since Among Us
Give it 1 to 2 weeks ‘til your players get tired
You couldn’t meet the bars quota, it’s over, you’re fired

[Verse 5: Lethal Company]
The terrors you face? No match against our ghouls
Crazy you’re even in business; it’s just been run by some fools!

[Verse 6: Phasmophobia]
You say our ghosts aren’t scary? Let's talk ‘bout the brat
Oh wow, some scary girl, huh? Just hit her with a bat!
Nothing lethal bout your call to duty, ain’t all that grand
We may be throwing shade, but we ain’t no flower man!
Sure, our playerbase died down, but yours will ‘burnout’ too
So like Smudges, your ashes spreading is almost due

[Outro]
Who uhh… Won?
Who’s uhh… Next?
You Decide
Epic… Rap… Stay away from me
BATLES OF HISTORY!