You’re Here Now (because the internet Screenplay Alt Ending)

Tires SCREECH outside. Dude 2 stands up. There's a small crash outside

Yelling

VOICE: FREEZE!

GUNSHOTS

The Boy and Dude 2 look at each other

Dude 1 bursts through the door with The Cop, both firing ambiguously

Dude 2 grabs The Boy and swiftly tackles him to the ground. He can’t afford for The Boy to die, and takes a bullet to the head. The Boy’s gut gets hit as well. Blood gushes. Just as both are knocked unconscious, a figure appears outside the infinity pool...

...(light fading).......

CUT TO

INT. HOSPITAL - EVENING

The Boy slowly opens his eyes

STEVE: You passed out

THE BOY: Whoa. No way

STEVE: Got that shit recorded. Naomi told me you were in danger, but I ain't expect all that to happen. Shit finna blow up...

The Boy looks over at Steve's phone. WorldStarHipHop is up with Steve's recording. Many comments read "dat nigga got rekt."

The Boy grabs the phone and launches it at the wall, then slightly pants. The phone breaks

STEVE: What the...

Pause

STEVE: One more thing

The Boy calms

STEVE: Naomi was curious so she came with me. But before we left, she saw that dude Roscoe walk into the pool. She thought it was you...

The Boy pauses, recounting the figure he saw. He wanted to die like that after all

Roscoe...

Hmmm. Roscoe had the same t-shirt as him (and short shorts)

STEVE: C'mon tho; let's get a picture and go turn the internet on itself!

The Boy sighs

THE BOY: They'll find out eventually

Pause

THE BOY: You have my phone?

Steve retrieves and hands The Boy his phone from his pocket. The Boy quickly logs onto twitter as @thegoldmolar and tweets:

...I'm here...

*****[PLAY SONG "LIFE: THE BIGGEST TROLL" AT THIS POINT]****

[THE END]