The Lonely Troll

Tires SCREECH outside. Dude 2 stands up. There's a small crash outside. Yelling.

VOICE

FREEZE!

GUNSHOTS.

The Boy and Dude 2 look at each other

The door bursts open. It’s Marcus. He’s carrying a .45. He shoots Dude 2… 9 times

Marcus looks at The Boy

Marcus: Let’s get the fuck out of here

The Boy and Marcus walk outside. The Boy takes his phone out of the now dead Dude 1’s pocket

Naomi is waiting in the driver’s seat of a Fisker. Marcus calls shotgun

The Boy gets in the backseat. He checks his Snapchat. He has 5 new notifications: 2 videos and 3 pictures. 1 snap is a Worldstar video. Another is a nude pic from a random girl with the subtitle “GPOY”. He responds with a gif

He hops on Twitter because he feels compelled to tell somebody else about what just happened

He tweets, “Roscoe’s Wetsuit”

Lil Durk’s “Dis Ain't What U Want” is playing in the background. The Boy opens the Rap Genius app on his phone to find out what Lil Durk really doesn’t want

Marcus turns around in his seat to talk to The Boy about the crazy shit that just happened. He shows his gun to The Boy

Marcus: You really need to invest in one of these

The Boy doesn’t look up

Naomi: I’m just glad you made it out alive

They’re saying things, giving opinions, feeling interesting. Everyone has a purpose today. It's a great time.

And Then...

BLAM

Marcus unintentionally shoots The Boy in the head the way John Travolta shoots Marvin in Pulp Fiction. There’s no reason for it. It just happens. There really isn’t a connection

The back window is covered in blood

Naomi and Marcus stare at each other

Silence…

*{CUE "LIFE: THE BIGGEST TROLL"]*