Why Did Jesus Kill My Mother’s Baby?

[Verse 1]
I'm Selena, Gomez, Jennifer Lopez
I'm a singer
I'm a young, talented Puerto Rica
I like burritos, margaritas and other Mexican things
Mama said to me she has little tiny baby in her tummy
It will sell in the streets for a buck fifty
And then we can eat but the baby died
So no Taco Bell for me

[Chorus]
Why did Jesus kill my mother's baby? (Baby)
Why did Jesus kill my mother's baby? (Baby)
Why did Jesus kill my mother's baby?
I drive in a lawnmower
Beep-beep-beep-beep-beep (Coming Through)
Why did Jesus kill my mother's baby? (Baby)
Why did Jesus kill my mother's baby? (Baby)
Why did Jesus kill my mother's baby?
Beep-beep-beep-beep-beep (Coming Through)

[Verse 2]
Justin, when you were dating men, it was 'har for me
And our kids had to live in my car with me
But now you're back with me
And Chris Brown can't come within a 100 feet
There is one thing (One thing) that still bother me (Bother me)
When I'm fucking you, (Fucking you) you fajita's hairy (Girl)
And I beg you to shave but your razor has AIDS
You say "no" and I want you to know JB

[Chorus]
Why you won't shave off your muff hair JB? (JB)
I have razor for your butt hair baby (Baby)
I have Pesos that my mother gave me
I drive in a lawnmower
Beep-beep-beep-beep-beep (Coming Through)
Why did Jesus kill my mother's baby? (Baby)
Why did Jesus kill my mother's baby? (Baby)
Why did Jesus kill my mother's baby?
I drive in a lawnmower
Beep-beep-beep-beep-beep (Coming Through)

[Bridge]
Justin's butt hair gets caught in my throat
Like a gordita nacho
My sister's dead before she's born
I like tacos and calzones

[Chorus]
Why did Jesus kill my mother's baby? (Baby)
Why did Jesus kill my mother's baby? (Baby)
Why did Jesus kill my mother's baby?
I drive in a lawnmower
Beep-beep-beep-beep-beep (Coming Through)
Why did Jesus kill my mother's baby? (Baby)
Why did Jesus kill my mother's baby? (Baby)
Why did Jesus kill my mother's baby?
I drive in a lawnmower
Beep-beep-beep-beep-beep (Coming Through)